Joe: Say hello to our newest narc. He’s a natural.
Quagmire: Oh yeah? How-how good are you?
Brian: (sniffs) You’re back from Manila. You had lumpia for dinner. Then you made love to two Filipino women. (sniffs) and a man.
Quagmire: You mean three Filipino women!
Family Guy, S03e01: The Thin White Line
July 11, 2001